Femina Kamasutra Mehndi Cheat Sheet [NSFW]

Suhagraat. The legendary Indian tradition where the newly-weds are left alone in a room for the first time, to do what newly-weds are expected to do. The marriage, according to Bollywood, is in almost all cases consummated on the suhagraat itself.

Found this print advertisement for Femina magazine here. Probably from the early 2000s when Femina ran the “Generation W” campaign across the print media. Wonder which magazine(s) this particular ad appeared in?

Femina Generation W

A bride in her wedding attire and hands decorated with mehndi/henna. But with a difference. The mehndi/mehendi designs depict sexual positions from Vatsayana’s grand treatise. Perhaps to serve as a ready reckoner on the all-important night.

It doesn’t perhaps matter much that the mehndi designs show only 38 of the 64 (the generally accepted number of positions described in the book). The newly-weds will not possibly able to try all of them out before the mehndi fades out. Or maybe they can. And maybe the remainder of the positions are on the back of the hand.

Had Vatsayana been alive today, he would’ve been the richest author on the planet (and not JK Rowling). Kamasutra is easily one of the bestselling books ever, ranking just below the religious texts.

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Jawaharlal Nehru in a 1950 ad for Chicago Telephone & Radio

It is not very common to find living prime ministers being featured in advertisements for commercial products (but it is also not very common not to find their faces in sarkari ads).

We all remember Chicago Telephone & Radio from the vintage films and photographs from the pre-and-post Independence era.

When Lata Mangeshkar sang the song (Aye mere watan ke logon) in honour of the lost soldiers in the 1962 war with China that brought tears to Prime Minister Jawaharlal Nehru’s (and millions of Indian’s thereafter) eyes, the melodious voice reached the ears of the janata via a microphone supplied by Chicago Telephone & Radio.

Almost all prominent leaders of India’s Independence movement addressed the masses through equipment supplied by Chicago Telephone & Radio, including illustrious names such as, Mahatma Gandhi, Jawaharlal Nehru, Rajendra Prasad, Sarvepalli Radhakrishnan and Vallabhbhai Patel.

This was because Chicago Telephone & Radio was entrusted with public address system arrangements for Indian National Congress since 1929. The company was founded by Gianchand Chandumal Motwane in 1909 as Motwane Private Limited in Sukkur, Sindh (now Pakistan). Motwane later shifted to Karachi and then to Bombay (now Mumbai) in 1919 to set up Chicago Telephone Supply Co. The company, in 1926, was renamed as Chicago Telephone & Radio Co.

The company is still around, supplying equipment to government and private bodies. Their office in Kolkata (Calcutta) still seems to be at the same place at 25, Jawaharlal Nehru Road (what was back then known as 25, Chowringhee).

This advertisement is from the January 28, 1950 edition of The Times of India (Delhi) and has the then Prime Minister of India Jawaharlal Nehru, garlanded and with a tilak on his forehead and the tricolour in the background, speaking to a gathering through a Chicago Telephone & Radio mike.

Chicago Radio loud speaker equipment and experience have always been called upon to serve whenever people have gathered to hear great men speak, for the last 27 years.
We supply
* Everything in electric
* Telephones talkies
* Radios and spares
* Cinema & studio equipments
* Radio & electric test equipments for education and research
* Broadcasting and communication equipment
Chicago Telephone & Radio Co., Ltd.
First in broadcasting - Estd. 1909
127, M Gandhi Road
Fort, Bombay I.
Phone 30937 (3 lines)
25, Chowringhee
Calcutta
Phone: Bank 1953
48, Hazratganj
Lucknow
Phone 860
68, Queensway,
New Delhi
Phone 7179
Mount Road, Madras
Telegrams: CHIPPHONE All places

Such advertisements today may cause a flutter, but then it was a new nation and everyone was celebrating the newly formed republic. And celebrations do lend some concessions.

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India Googles Kaun Banega Crorepati

An association with Kaun Banega Crorepati (KBC) is what Google TV needs to be a success in India, that is whenever it launches in our tech-neglected country.

KBC has got Indians googling for answers to the questions asked on the show. Interestingly, some of the searching also happens much after the show is aired and Amitabh Bachchan has let the world know what computerji says is the correct answer.

Commonsense says Indians would be searching for answers to the Ghar Baithe Lakhpati question, that allows viewers to win a lakh by texting (or dialling) the correct answer. But Google Trends doesn’t seem to agree. Maybe because most Ghar Baithe Lakhpati questions are just so dumbass. We don’t need the power of online search to tell us which insect transmits malaria or that your wife’s younger sister is your saali.

A look Google Trends, since October 11 when the season four of KBC started airing, shows that every day a number of KBC-question-related keywords find a place amongst the top 20 keywords searched for from India.

Therefore a KBC-powered-Google-TV or a Google-TV-powered-KBC has a potential to lure in us Indians. That is if the devices are not obscenely priced as many of the much-desired electronic products usually are.

Imagine the fun of knowing the answers even before computerji reveals them (but then it kills the idea of quizzing, doesn’t it?). The parties involved can also have a revenue share deal where they split the monies generated through the ads clicked on Google’s search result pages.
That Google TV may not give a satisfactory performance in Indian conditions, given our internet speed and the number of HDTVs with HDMI ports across Indian living rooms, can be a topic for a separate post.

Till then here’s a question for you to google: If the geographical coordinates of your official residence is 28°36’52″N 77°11’59″E, you are the…
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